cucumburlesque:

"hey, do you want the rest of my salad?"image

"how about some of my fries?"image

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

sassyest:

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

CHRIST

kurohaya:

Don’t kill yourself, please.

breaking-dexter:

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

(Source: mutualize)

justingingerlake:

This is so important.

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

kayleyhyde:

STOP YOUR LIFE

LOOK

(Source: thatnutcray)

The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)

heliolisk:

tkyle:

This is important.

bitch me too

health-over-vanity:

mylifeofloveandhate:

this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive.

This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love. 

health-over-vanity:

mylifeofloveandhate:

this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive.

This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love. 

(Source: everyones-fitblr)

fluffybunnykitten:

You can hear the audience gasp.

(Source: fluffybunnykitten)

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.
Hmm..







I dont know if I can top that.





hold on I got this




i would totally get this. 








omfg





this is my favourite post on tumblr





IT GOT BETTER

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

image

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I dont know if I can top that.

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hold on I got this

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i would totally get this. 

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omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: reallyborinq)

The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

(Source: macaracooned)