Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
and they say gay marriage is unnatural
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies